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PostSubject: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:33 am

U guys met any of them b4? care to share yr experiences?



Unsolicited Swing Advice Guy

Defining characteristics: Knows exactly how to fix your swing even though you didn't ask. Employs a vast array of swing jargon that only confuses you further. Favorite expression: "Wait, try this!"





The Human Rain Delay
Defining characteristics: Thinks he is honoring spirit of the game by never picking up. Not in the spirit of the game: dragging his foursome through a three-and-a-half hour front nine. Favorite expression: "Put me down for a 10."



Cell Phone Guy
Defining characteristics: Considers golf course an extension of his office, home, therapist's couch, etc. Has perfected the balancing-phone-on-the-shoulder wedge shot. Favorite expression: "You guys hit. I gotta take this."



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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:35 am

The Cart Girl Schmoozer
Defining characteristics: Convinced he's got a shot with the cart girl. Would be crushed to learn she offered the same flirty laugh and bag of nuts to foursome of geeks up ahead. Favorite expression: "We'll take four beers and one more smile, darlin'."



The Parking Lot Pro
Defining characteristics: Color-coordinated outfit, matching logos and oversized tour bag suggest he's played professionally. Topped drive off the first tee suggests otherwise. Favorite expression: "These are the same shoes Tiger wears.






Cigar Guy
Defining characteristics: The easiest golfer to locate on the course thanks to waft of smoke trailing behind him. Oblivious to playing partners struggling for air -- and the ash droppings on his belly. Favorite expression: "Straight from Havana, baby!"



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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:37 am

Ball Retriever Guy
Defining characteristics: Never passes a water hazard without his trusty scoop at the ready. Last bought a new sleeve of balls in the late 80s. Favorite expression: "Whoa! A ProV1!"




The Volcano
Defining characteristics: Has unique ability to allow even the most pleasant days to be soured by any bad swing, bounce, or lie. Relies on Ball Retriever Guy to occasionally fetch clubs out of lake. Favorite expression: "[Not printable]"

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Delusional Guy
Defining characteristics: Forces group to wait on every par 5 because he's convinced he can get home in two. Usually gets there in four. Favorite expression: "If I really catch it, I can get there."




Mulligan Guy
Defining characteristics: Liberally allows himself another whack even when first shot is findable.
Favorite expression: "Wait, wait, wait. I gotta try another."




The Cheat
Defining characteristics: A sympathetic figure when he pushes his tee shot deep into the woods. Not as sympathetic: When he announces his ball somehow stayed in bounds -- with a clear shot to the green! Favorite expression: "Better to be lucky than good!"










The Overcelebrater
Defining characteristics: Treats every holed three footer as if just won the Masters. Has sent multiple playing partners home early thanks to overzealous chest bumping. Favorite expression: "Yes SIR!"






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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:38 am

The Vanity Handicapper
Defining characteristics: Self-proclaimed "12" who has trouble breaking 100. Favorite expression: "I don't know WHAT's going on with my swing!"





The Raker
Defining characteristics: Shamelessly gives himself any putt within earshot of the cup, regardless of what's on the line. Favorite expression: "I'll just get this out of the way. . ."




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Rangefinder Guy
Defining characteristics: Overly reliant on his yardage device, to the extent that he can't fathom anyone navigating a course without it. Favorite expression: "Wait! I'll give you the exact number."


Read More http://www.golfdigest.com/golf/humor/18-most-annoying-golf-partners#ixzz2aVHs8vRv



The Sulker
Defining characteristics: Even on the most beautiful days, a series of bad swings causes him to withdraw into his own cloud of misery. Will go holes on end without communicating with the rest of the group. Favorite expression: "(Inaudible mumbling to self)."


Read More http://www.golfdigest.com/golf/humor/18-most-annoying-golf-partners#ixzz2aVHxc6Kt




The Distracted Boyfriend
Defining characteristics: Usually in the early stages of a relationship, thinks she actually cares that he's hit three straight fairways. Favorite expression: "You are such a natural. Are you SURE this is your first time?"







Overactive Bladder Guy
Defining characteristics: Only catches fragments of conversations because he's endlessly B lining into woods. Favorite expression: "Wow, guess I had too much iced tea!"

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:39 am

The Jinx
Defining characteristics: Thinks he's being nice by telling you this is the best he's seen you play. Only introduces the notion that it can't last. Favorite expression: "Somebody is going to break 80 for the first time!"



The Rules Nazi
Defining characteristics: Will call out innocuous violations even in friendly games. Thinks he's doing you a favor by pointing out you're carrying 15 clubs. Favorite expression: "No, no. Three in the water, four out, five back in the water. . ." Look back at the first series of Most Annoying Golfer Partners ⇒


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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 7:33 am

wah lau... u juz suan the cm... u beri brave...Twisted Evil 
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:05 am

who is cm?
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:08 am

this guy nick cm.. is one of the above ... most of the above or all of the above?

i duno who is cm leh
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:20 am

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 10:37 am

u mean uncle lau? Shocked Shocked

famously started game with 10 balls but ended with 50 balls? Razz Razz Razz 
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:20 pm

 
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:14 pm

Uncle Lau wrote:
 

UL u guilty on how many of the above?
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:20 pm

daztasiumz wrote:
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UL u guilty on how many of the above?

You say how many than how many lor.... 
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:04 pm

Uncle Lau wrote:
daztasiumz wrote:
Uncle Lau wrote:
 

UL u guilty on how many of the above?

You say how many than how many lor.... 

U gotta confess
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:46 am

UL correct me is I am wrong

I think u r only guilty of tiko flirty

Ball retrieval ... Overreactive bladder guy


are u a overcelebrator? A raker who own self do give mes
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:59 am

I won't say anything bro...let those who have played with me, be the judge.....except Daffu, Seiko, Eastwood, moi......their statements don't count...Cool 
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:25 am

Uncle Lau wrote:
I won't say anything bro...let those who have played with me, be the judge.....except Daffu, Seiko, Eastwood, moi......their statements don't count...Cool 

Okie by the way when are u buying bracelet?
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:44 am

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Uncle Lau wrote:
I won't say anything bro...let those who have played with me, be the judge.....except Daffu, Seiko, Eastwood, moi......their statements don't count...Cool 

Okie by the way when are u buying bracelet?

Rolex Bracelet ??Shocked 
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:53 am

Uncle Lau wrote:
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Uncle Lau wrote:
I won't say anything bro...let those who have played with me, be the judge.....except Daffu, Seiko, Eastwood, moi......their statements don't count...Cool 

Okie by the way when are u buying bracelet?

Rolex Bracelet ??Shocked 


Got use meh

Magnetic ???
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:54 am

daztasiumz wrote:
Uncle Lau wrote:
daztasiumz wrote:
Uncle Lau wrote:
I won't say anything bro...let those who have played with me, be the judge.....except Daffu, Seiko, Eastwood, moi......their statements don't count...Cool 

Okie by the way when are u buying bracelet?

Rolex Bracelet ??Shocked 


Got use meh

Magnetic ???

Think you chat wrong post thread lah...wait Getz said you spam Sleep 
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:59 am

Uncle Lau wrote:
daztasiumz wrote:
Uncle Lau wrote:
daztasiumz wrote:
Uncle Lau wrote:
I won't say anything bro...let those who have played with me, be the judge.....except Daffu, Seiko, Eastwood, moi......their statements don't count...Cool 

Okie by the way when are u buying bracelet?

Rolex Bracelet ??Shocked 


Got use meh

Magnetic ???

Think you chat wrong post thread lah...wait Getz said you spam Sleep 

You are the ob game changer leh

The needle that started the ob
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