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PostSubject: Application for Uncle Lau"s SideKick    Sun Aug 26, 2012 5:46 pm

I like to thanked my trusted sidekick for being by my side in good and bad games. I saluted you for enduring 432 round with me in under 3 years when we are together. Will pray and wish you all the best in your future endeavour oversea. Do write to us real soon. Very Happy

Now i am opening a new position to be RDg Chief Mod. Sidekick. The criteria are as follow...

Application for Uncle Lau"s SideKick

* All Races or Religion but Male golfer prefer.

* Able to play 144 games a year

* Handicap must be 24 or more, those less than 24 do not need to apply

* Must be bigger built, taller than Uncle Lau or have muscle like Edmuhammad, Uncle Lau need his sidekick to double Body Guard around the course...IQ need to be lower than the old man himself

* Have the passion to help Uncle Lau and RDG Sub Comm. to organise games and medals for RDG Forum and Uncle Lau tours.

* Able to accompany Uncle Lau and RDG Sub Comm. in their BBQ, Wine Tasting, Gathering, Darts Games, Badminton Games etc

* Possess a valid Singapore Class 3 and 4 Driving License or own transport, have the guts to sit in Uncle Lau car when he goes for drifting in Turf City

* Able to work as a PA for Uncle Lau and RDG Sub Comm.

* Must share the same taste for food and wine and most important...able to keep clear of Uncle Lau's Bunnies at all time.

* Lastly able to spot Uncle Lau's OB balls at all time.


Benefits as Uncle Lau Sidekick
* Free Breadfast and lunch every game

* Annual leave of 24 games

* Free new sleeves of Golf Balls monthly

* Free SICC games after every 4 months with the old man

* Free Drinks every time Uncle Lau get a Birdie

* Free tips and training in Ball Picking

* Free Ballroom dancing lesson (dancing shoes not included) worth $2000 but not to be exchange for cash.

* Free JB game every 6 month ( Sharing of food and petrol not included)

* One Bottle of Wine every month

Please PM me your resume by 28 September 2012 12noon, Do include your contact name and official handicap. Only short listed golfers will be notified by PM or SMS.


Thank You

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PostSubject: Re: Application for Uncle Lau"s SideKick    Sun Aug 26, 2012 10:53 pm

Wah! So high expectations. Many will run away with fear. pale
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PostSubject: Re: Application for Uncle Lau"s SideKick    Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:04 am

Hi UL,

Just PM you my application..... cyclops

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PostSubject: Re: Application for Uncle Lau"s SideKick    Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:51 am

NO salary ah?
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PostSubject: Re: Application for Uncle Lau"s SideKick    Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:58 am

Neutralgolfer wrote:
NO salary ah?

You have to check with Lone Ranger's sidekick Tonto whether he received any salary, or check with Batman's sidekick Robin. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Application for Uncle Lau"s SideKick    Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:18 am

Neutralgolfer wrote:
NO salary ah?
hahahaha tt y old sidekick kicked UL away; p
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PostSubject: Re: Application for Uncle Lau"s SideKick    Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:45 pm

Can I ask where is SD going?
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PostSubject: Re: Application for Uncle Lau"s SideKick    Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:03 pm

David1 wrote:
Can I ask where is SD going?

Far away from UL.... as far as possible... ha ha ha LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Application for Uncle Lau"s SideKick    Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:21 pm

TDO wrote:
Neutralgolfer wrote:
NO salary ah?

You have to check with Lone Ranger's sidekick Tonto whether he received any salary, or check with Batman's sidekick Robin. Laughing

Tronto ended up in a Red Indian old folk home while Lone ranger run for President in 1912, batman still struggling in Gotham City while Robin was killed by Joker....Kato end up making movies in Hong Kong while Green Hornet continue to run his family Multi Million business.....Uncle Lau played in NSRCC, SICC and Seletar while SD fly around in business class ...

Who's sidekick end up better ???

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PostSubject: Re: Application for Uncle Lau"s SideKick    Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:54 pm

"Tronto ended up in a Red Indian old folk home while Lone ranger run for President in 1912, batman still struggling in Gotham City while Robin was killed by Joker....Kato end up making movies in Hong Kong while Green Hornet continue to run his family Multi Million business.....Uncle Lau played in NSRCC, SICC and Seletar while SD fly around in business class ...

Who's sidekick end up better ??? "

Who still want to be somebody's sidekick?
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PostSubject: Re: Application for Uncle Lau"s SideKick    Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:13 pm

I have received many PM for this post, i thank everyone for your support. Only short listed one will be notified Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Application for Uncle Lau"s SideKick    Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:35 am

I miss your sidekick.. Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Application for Uncle Lau"s SideKick    Sun Sep 02, 2012 12:08 pm

Can I apply? pig
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PostSubject: Re: Application for Uncle Lau"s SideKick    Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:32 pm

UL sidekick is back in action!
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PostSubject: Re: Application for Uncle Lau"s SideKick    Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:49 pm

salty dog wrote:
Can I apply? pig

Both of you miss each other izit....

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PostSubject: Re: Application for Uncle Lau"s SideKick    Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:53 pm

Daffu wrote:
salty dog wrote:
Can I apply? pig

Both of you miss each other izit....


Why you jealous ah ?? Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Application for Uncle Lau"s SideKick    Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:08 pm

Uncle Lau wrote:
Daffu wrote:
salty dog wrote:
Can I apply? pig

Both of you miss each other izit....


Why you jealous ah ?? Suspect

How can I be jealous. Wouldn't be nice to be lamp post to stand in between the happy couple (ehm I mean flite-mates).
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PostSubject: Re: Application for Uncle Lau"s SideKick    Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:11 pm

One day i sure tie you the 50m mark at the range and lob balls at you...you just wait
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PostSubject: Re: Application for Uncle Lau"s SideKick    Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:24 pm

Uncle Lau wrote:
One day i sure tie you the 50m mark at the range and lob balls at you...you just wait

Evil deeds... you wait long long....
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PostSubject: Re: Application for Uncle Lau"s SideKick    Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:52 pm

Daffu wrote:
Uncle Lau wrote:
One day i sure tie you the 50m mark at the range and lob balls at you...you just wait

Evil deeds... you wait long long....

need not wait..you just watch your back....
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PostSubject: Re: Application for Uncle Lau"s SideKick    Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:58 pm

Uncle Lau wrote:
Daffu wrote:
Uncle Lau wrote:
One day i sure tie you the 50m mark at the range and lob balls at you...you just wait

Evil deeds... you wait long long....

need not wait..you just watch your back....

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