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PostSubject: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:36 pm

Kinky Things seen on the golf course....

Like the topic say...things you felt it is Kinky or weird that you have witness on the golf course. Stories posted must have witness to prove it's existence and authenticity etc. Very Happy

Cases like golfers wear weird outfit to played golf like wearing thick golf chains or golf shoes like football boots, golf bag like a coffin and many more..... Shocked

Case one / It was a hot morning with temperature hitting a high of 33 deg C. Was at the halfway house going in to buy a cold drink, saw a buggy with two golfers. One skinny golfer was lying on the buggy seat, another strong built golfer was standing beside him........

The strong built golfer was actually pouring ice cold beer in to this skinny golfers mouth..... Shocked They seems to enjoy this moment together. Shocked Shocked Shocked

True and certified by my playing partners..... albino

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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:46 pm

strong built golfer= kookk??

skinny built golfer= coke colaaaaaaa??



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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:52 pm

slinger wrote:
strong built golfer= kookk??

skinny built golfer= coke colaaaaaaa??




Ofcos NOT, playing with this two esteem member need to Q up and kookk and coke are weekend players....aiyo other golfers cannot meh What a Face If you need clarification, i can PM you...2 cans of coke please kekekeke bounce
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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:03 am

The answer is

strong built golfer= Saltydog

skinny built golfer= UL

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:08 am

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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:10 am

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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:04 am

wow - do you know who are these golfers?
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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:53 am

I was bribed by the two golfers to MYOB......
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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:03 am

1 coke, 2 siew mais, 3 cheng tngs?
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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:03 am

Free 2 hours massage in JB...oops....
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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:57 am

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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:29 am

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Free 2 hours massage in JB...oops....

Plus special service...
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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:08 pm

swing2sky wrote:
Uncle Lau wrote:
Free 2 hours massage in JB...oops....

Plus special service...

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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:06 pm

Uncle Lau wrote:
swing2sky wrote:
Uncle Lau wrote:
Free 2 hours massage in JB...oops....

Plus special service...



My special service include full body massage, foot massage and facial therapy.....What's in your mind.. Question
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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:59 pm

the 2 hours will include full body massage and foot massage

special service will then be facial therapy and hot towel and tea?
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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:35 am

kinkiest things i've seen in greens? i must say its....UL's swing .... Ha ha....
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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Sat Oct 22, 2011 2:08 pm

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kinkiest things i've seen in greens? i must say its....UL's swing .... Ha ha....

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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:58 am

Today witness another Kinky Things seen on the golf course.

Two male golfer in a buggy across the fairway. The sitting golfer (1st golfer)just apply sun block lotion on his face. He is wearing golfing long sleeves and pants. Both his hand now got lots of left over lotion after he applied on his own face....

Than he ask his playing partner (2nd golfer)sitting in the driver seat to place both his legs over the 1st golfer, the 1st golfer than apply the remanding lotion on his hand onto the 2nd golfer hairy leg..... What a Face



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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:10 am

Wah, very gay lay. Would have been ok if one male golfer with a female golfer.
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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Tue Feb 07, 2012 12:14 pm

But today we saw it's two male...if a couple we can close one eye....unless it Salty and his new Lap Bit.... What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Tue Feb 07, 2012 12:50 pm

[quote="Uncle Lau"]Today witness another Kinky Things seen on the golf course.

Two male golfer in a buggy across the fairway. The sitting golfer (1st golfer)just apply sun block lotion on his face. He is wearing golfing long sleeves and pants. Both his hand now got lots of left over lotion after he applied on his own face....

Than he ask his playing partner (2nd golfer)sitting in the driver seat to place both his legs over the 1st golfer, the 1st golfer than apply the remanding lotion on his hand onto the 2nd golfer hairy leg..... What a Face



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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:19 pm

I re-iterate. The most kinky stuff i seen in the green....UL's Swing.

There can be none other. Probably it will send some shivers to your brain. Possibly tickle your balls and sadly enough to make you wanna quit golf. Case study have shown that several golfers with undisclosed names are quitting after witnessing his swing. To kinky...

Golfers Beware!!!!


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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:55 pm

Must be Salty and ur new sidekick.
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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:59 pm

how you know its 2 male golfers?

cannot be one male one female?

did you check their identity?
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PostSubject: Re: Kinky Things seen on the golf course....   Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:06 pm

s-killer wrote:
how you know its 2 male golfers?

cannot be one male one female?

did you check their identity?

s-killer it confirm,I with them in the some fright What a Face
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